Christmas card from Democrat to his
Republican "friend":
The election is over, the results now
known,
the will of the people has "clearly" been shown.
Let's forget
the quarrels and show by our deeds,
and give our new leader all the help
that he needs.
So let's all get together, and let bitterness
pass,
I'll hug your elephant and you can kiss my ass.
Merry Christmas